Looking for a Lady Ham... POLL NOW ADDED

[wofunny]

Originally Posted by Amethyst_ice

you are so well travelled..its not fair, how do you afford it- or does smudge pay for it all? x

i inherited some money from my Aunt, but i also work for my local fish and chip shop... :L xx

[Humphrey Furball]

I knew it was you Smokey! You were obviously looking for your Geordie princess ham at the end of the rainbow!

[shadykkay]

lol so funny has smokey been to itay

[WinterbellHams]

My dearest Maple has taken an interest in you! She will post pictures in a a while she says!

[Humphrey Furball]

I can't believe the girls aren't falling over themselves to talk to you Smokey! You sure are a catch!

[wofunny]

Originally Posted by shadykkay

lol so funny has smokey been to itay

He Has!!

[souffle]

'Schoolgirl giggles' Hi Smokey you handsome hunk. The Custard Girls are all squabbling over who should approach you first but daddy Bru says they should try and be a little more ladylike and learn to behave themselves first before flirting with eligible you gentlehams. They are currently in Buffy's Beautly salon having fur and nail dos before presenting themselves...and we also have a little visitor who may just be his dream hamllette

[WinterbellHams]

Dearest Smokey-

I hope you do not mind a response from a more mature, and slightly plus sized ladyham.
I am silver mink in coloring from what I am told.
I am looking for a new future husband ham. I am currently a single mom ham to 2 lovely youngsters. They are 2.5 weeks of age and should be fleeing the nest shortly, so we can have our alone time. I enjoy the simple things in life. I have currently been traveling, so We currently live in a camper. I also have an ice cream truck where I sell hamsicles. Anything else, just ask.

[princess-rhi89]

hehe, this is wonderful, made me giggle so much, unfortunately Maisie is already taken by porridge but she will be keeping an eye out on here to see if you find yourself a fair maiden xx

[wofunny]

Smokey is fast asleep at the moment, I will show him the pictures later and tell you his reaction

Glad you all like it x