Meet Master Harvey - My Dazzling Beauty!

[Rads]

Hey Mr Harvey Sir,
It's me Ghost, my Hooman has left his lap thingy top open so I am giving this Hamnet a try I am so new to all this, apparently my old Ham-sis Pip was very good at the Hamnet so I am just going to have to learn it for my self.
My Hooman did Bohammie Rhapsody for your Ham-orchestra, he has suggested "Ham on the Moon" and I Predict a Ham and another Ham Odditity.
I think he is a little mad but what do I know about Hoomans?
He keeps giving me all sorts of different things to eat, I had a cherry the other night which was yummy, tonight I have had what he said was sticky rice and baby spinach what is a spinach and I'm not sure about eating a baby one.... But it tasted nice...
I have let him stroke me a little but I am still not sure about those giant paws of his thay are so scary.
Right gotta go as I have some more Hamathon training to do.
Your new friend
Ghost

[BluerayDarkes]

I love Harvey

[cypher]

Thanks to Master Harvey & his orchestral hams I seem to have "Starham" stuck in my head all day today

There's a starham waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starham waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile

He told me:
Let the hamsters lose it
Let the hamsters use it
Let all the hamsters boogie

I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too
Switch on the hamnet we may pick him up on there too
Look out your cage I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your hooman or she'll get us locked up in fright

[Thin Lizzy]

Musical Hams/Lyrical Humans

WOW! You guys are crazy!
Big Thanks to Cypher, BorisPasha, Ruth Edward's, Rads, BluerayDarkes & Cypher again!

Ruth, loving the lyrics from The Killers song 'The Man'.
Rads for 'Ham-song' suggestions.
Cypher, WOW at your ham-lyrics for Star man.

I've been listening to a lot of Queen, David Bowie and The Killers, and I couldn't stop smiling, then comes the vision of our hams and I get the giggles.

Master Harvey's been rehearsing every morning, then does some stretching and hamnastics and the he's served breakfast, of course he's been getting a bit extra what with all his training. He's also been kept up-to-date with his ham-pals and his fans.

I will be posting details about Ham-Orchestral's debut later.

[Thin Lizzy]

Musical Hams/Lyrical Humans

WOW! You guys are crazy!
Big Thanks to Cypher, BorisPasha, Ruth Edward's, Rads, BluerayDarkes & Cypher again!

Ruth, loving the lyrics from The Killers song 'The Man'.
Rads for 'Ham-song' suggestions.
Cypher, WOW at your ham-lyrics for Star man.

I've been listening to a lot of Queen, David Bowie and The Killers, and I couldn't stop smiling, then comes the vision of our hams and I get the giggles.

Master Harvey's been rehearsing every morning, then does some stretching and hamnastics and the he's served breakfast, of course he's been getting a bit extra what with all his training. He's also been kept up-to-date with his ham-pals and his fans.

I will be posting details about Ham-Orchestral's debut later.

[Pebbles82]

Newt wants to contribute on the electric guitar - he says he's quite fast and will have a go at turning Status Quo into something orchestral. At the moment it sounds like a cross between "Hamming all over the World" and "Flight of the Bumble Ham".

[Thin Lizzy]

Of course Newt can join Ham-Orchestra, we were needing extra guitarists. Master Harvey will be pleased.

[Ruth Edwards]

I'm looking forward to the ham orchestra. Are they going to play the Hammy Apollo?

[Coco61]

Dear Harvey
I have received your kind invitation to take on the role of conductor of the Ham-Orchestra. My dear ham pal, I am so honoured by this and would be delighted indeed. Giving this serious ham thoughts, I think that the orchestra hams can call me Mocho during rehearsals. However, if a programme is published, I think would be appropriate to be announced as Sir Mocho Rattle. This is in deference to the famous Hooman conductor Sir Simon Rattle whose last name will provide the inspiration for the type of music the ham-orchestra is likely to perform. I do hope that you approve of this proposal. My only concern is that my best coat is a bit threadbare these days. My Mum says that a white tie and tails will cover it up. Why tails?? Is one not good enough for Hoomans? I wish I had a skirt like Quigley's.
Your best ham pal
Mocho

[Thin Lizzy]

Sir Mocho Rattle, it's an honour to have you confirm your conductor role. As for clothing you wear what you feel comfortable in, costs will be covered by the Hamster-Committee.
All hams will be notified of your name preference for the special occasion. XXX Master Harvey