A hamster complaint!

[K1nS]

My mummy is good to me, she treated me to some yummy new treats yesterday but i'm finding all that wood around them quite hard to get to the nom-ness thats inside... treats should be fun, mum says its good for my teeth but I don't care about my teeth, I want the nom!

I do wish my hooman would play with me more, but she also says she has to go to a thing called bed because she has another thing called work in the mornings, but what about me?

[pinkneon]

Originally Posted by Vectis Hamstery

Hello pretty girl hamsters, it's Basil here. I'm a mature ham of the world and think I have my mum pretty well trained. If I want snuggles or treats I sit by my door quietly.... then stare with my puppy dog face (including droopy ears). It works every time I am still upset about the time I smelled something interesting under the sofa cushions so shimmied down to take a peek. Guess what I found - a forgotten biscuit! Nom! Mum soon scooped me out and next playtime the biscuit was gone No fair - I found it!

That is totally unfair! If you found it then it was your biscuit! Why don't silly mommy's know that?! I think next time you should take some food from her plate and gobble it up very quickly!

[Vectis Hamstery]

Mum also won't let me have a girlfriend, which is mean as I won two trophies and a rosette, and I really like girlies. I sneak onto Facebook and flirt with girl rodents online - I chat to a pair of degu ladies who seem rather taken with me, and a golden syrian called Soph who gives me human taming tips. Shhh, don't tell mum!

[pinkneon]

Heee heee I won't tell her! Mommy doesn't let me see other hamsters I have to come on here to have any friends!!

[FlyLikeAValkyrie]

Hello hamster friends! It is Autumn, Blossom and out new friend Pickles here! We are all totally in agreement! What annoys me, (Autumn) most of all is I spend days collecting food and treats and putting them in my food larder, then mummy comes along and THROWS IT ALL AWAY!! And have to start all over again! Soooo annoying!! Blossom says mummy annoys her allll the time, but she just bites mummy's finger and now mummy doesn't annoy her all the time I (Autumn) hate it also when I am trying to explore on mummy and I climb onto her shoulder and I want to slide down her back! But mummy always lifts me off! And she calls me her little bear..what is all that about!? What is this bear thing she speaks of? AND at night when we all wanna play mummy says no she says it's too late and we've been out for a long time already! But not long enough! We wanna play more! Oh apparrently, Blossom says I am hogging the laptop! (So moody) Night night all!
This is Blossom now. Can I just say that if it not for mother feeding me and giving me water and generally feeding me like a princess I would have busted out of this place a long time a go. It is a joke I tell you!! Especially this strange 'ball' thing we are put in! That is all from me. I am a hamster of very little words. I bid you all farewell.
This is Pickles now I don't know my mummy very well yet...but I do like to annoy her by running really fast in my squeaky wheel!! But she is real lovely and gives me LOTS of yummy veg'bles and fruitys! They're yummy! Been lovely chatting with you all!! Mummy's coming back now! Bye friends!

[GhostsInSnow]

My mummy does that too, Autumn, I like to climb really high and then jump because jumping is fun! But mummy always stops me every time

[pinkneon]

WHY do they stop us?! Can't they see we just want to have some fun!! They are such party-poopers!

[FlyLikeAValkyrie]

I know!! Soo unfair! I love jumping from things! I'm sure if mum will let me I can be like batman and fly!

[GhostsInSnow]

I tried to show mummy how far I could jump once. She opened the cage and I ran past really quick cuz I'm a speedy hamster and jumped all the way out and landed on the floor. It was fun and a really big jump but silly mummy just worried that I'd hurt myself. It wasn't that high.
Maybe we should start a secret hamster jumping/sliding/fun club and not tell our mummies

[Pouches]

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