Lol. I've only had male syrians. All of ours except one used their toilet. But yes they are very funny about where the toilet is! They won't use it unless it's in the place they decide to pee! With our first one I had to move the toilet a few times before he used it. When they use it there's no smell or mess! I don't worry about poops unless they start taking over a bit
They're not smelly or dirty really - the eat them sometimes as well.
Hope you're ok if in hospital!