The Valentines Files 2017

[souffle]

Lance

Hindsight

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I probably would have fled instead.

By Joanna Fuchs

[cypher]

Aww! My favourite little Lance looking just too cute

Did he read the poem to Bianca?

[souffle]

Halloumi

Since My Valentine Got A Computer

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.

"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel.

She clicked the keyboard furiously;
The screen was all she could see,
And then to my horror and shame,
She started describing me:

"Your motherboard needs upgrading;
Your OS needs help, too.
And you definitely need a big heatsink
To cool your CPU."

"Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded.
"Not on Valentine’s Day."
"Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said,
While looking at me with dismay.

"What ever you want, my darling;
Whatever you need; you call it.
I’ll upload or download anything,
And then I’ll go install it."

(Her hostile CD keeps replaying,
And though I don’t want to fight her,
Is this what I want for a Valentine?
I’ve been burned; can I rewrite her?)

"Are you all hard drive now," I asked
"Is there no software in you?
Don’t you remember the good times?
Let our memories see us through."

"LOL," she said to me, chuckling.
"You’re nothing but adware.
"I’ve got eight gigs of memory;
I’ve got no problem there."

"Please, honey, we can save it," I said.
"Our love means more than that."
"That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash,"
She said, as she turned me down flat.

(This woman has really changed;
Do I really want to chase her?
More and more I’m thinking
It might be nice to erase her.)

"Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said.
"Can’t we just plug and play?
I hereby accept default,
And I’m yours, my love, come what may.

My goal is to make you happy;
I want to be your portal,
But your sudden, distant coldness
Would test the strongest mortal.

If we need a brand new interface,
So we can FTP,
I’m your go along, get along guy,
And I want you to stay with me."

"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."

"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."

My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot her.

By Joanna Fuchs

There are some terrible poems about! LOL

[EnerHam]

Halloumi is adorable and that's the oddest poem I've read in a while lol.

[BorisPasha]

Lol yes that is certainly an odd poem. Lovely pic of Halloumi, she looks like she is deep in concentration And Lance is as cute as a button as always

[souffle]

Billie


Timeless Valentine

As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear;
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you sets me aglow.

Time shifts my body; I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache; I can hardly move;
Still a smile from you, and I’m in the groove.

Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can’t complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I’ll never stop loving you.

Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I’ll hang my sign,
Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

[souffle]

Bianca


I’m glad to have a hamster
Who is so nice and sweet.
As a good friend and a hamster
My Bianca can’t be beat!

[BorisPasha]

Lovely pics of beautiful Billie and gorgeous Bianca

[Hamsterita]

Lovely photos. They are so cute. Halloumi knows how to pose. Billie is a little troublemaker sniffing around the jewels box, and Bianca looks so cheeky, she's adorable.

I really laughed with the computer poem, I think it was really funny.

[souffle]

Azula

My Princess

Life was always quite normal and sane;
Now we've met and it's weakened my brain.

My whole life now is like a story book
With a beautiful princess and villains that look
Like other men, but they're evil and bad.
They keep trying to make my princess so sad
By keeping her from me. It's driving me crazy
But "happily ever after" is not for the lazy.

So I'll plan and I'll strive till my princess can see
That her handsome, courageous, hero is me.

That's what I dream;
To make my dreaming come true
The only thing needed is the presence of you
To be by my side, in the picture I see
As the princess I'll love for eternity.

By Karl Fuchs