hahah great tv programme!!!

[Skwee]

My parents were watching some boring looking food programme (The 'f' Word - Gordon Ramsey) so I ignored it and was sitting in my room playing with Skwee and my dad rushed in screeching quick there was a hamster on TV. My first thoughts were horror seeing as it was a food programme!!



But oh my gosh.. the funniest thing....



They were going on about how diet and working near ovens effects men's sperm count.



Then to compare it they got a gorgeous male sable hammy!!! I am soooooooo in love!!!



But they were saying how a hamsters testicles take up 1/3 of their body (or more in my hammy's cases ) and that if a hamster was the same size as a man, it's sperm count would be far far higher.



Heheheh I thought it was highly amusing anyway



Especially as they decided to do THE test and the guy who was used *again... I cringe* was talking to the hamster and saying 'you will never out do me my furry friend'.



Turns out the hammy won



last spoken thing said to the hamster was "you shall die childless my friend... muwahahah"



LoL hahah



But luuuuuuuuuurvly sable hammy - I want!! what's even more stupid is I could swear the hamster was female

[babyboos]

Gordon the hamster produces something like 160 sperm per millilitre and a man 60 He didn't have eye rings so I don't think he was a Sable maybe a Chocolate but I never saw much of it - like you I was out off the room to be called through to see a hamster on TV

[Emma]

I think the f word is repeated on sundays - I know I've seen it at some other time (I quite like it, I'm into food and Gordon Ramsey & Giles Coren are actually really good in it).