Dear Journal

BluerayDarkes · 05-03-2015, 05:43 AM

The journal of a hamster called Yummy, cos the other two are too lazy to write.

Dear Journal,

It has been several weeks since my attempt to escape the small glass box I was in, the fact I was caught licking the glass is irrelevant as it didn't taste like a fruit. Someone lied there. I was also caught trying to escape from the small cardboard box that was moving in a big metal box, I returned to my prison when told to by my captor.

My captors eventually got me a bigger prison and gave me some toys to amuse myself with, I have refused all of these toys apart from the wheel as it gives me exercise for my next escape. But... Don't touch the toothbrush! That thing is mine, I love it, I sleep with it. DO NOT TOUCH IT!

During my captivity I have been taken to the ones who are called the "Vet", I was experimented upon which of course made me angry. They removed my mini minion producing factory which only increased my rage, I refused their attempts at diplomacy by peace offerings. At least the pain is gone.

I have slowly been recovering and once more climbing the strange hard stuff that is tangy to the taste, it covers this giant hole of my prison and is resistant to my attempts to destroy it. Every morning and early evening I am disturbed from my dreams of freedom to be slathered in what tastes like honey... It is delicious... Lick... Nom... My wheel has been taken from me but I am determined to get it back, I also require my sand bath but for some reason I have not been permitted this. I demand to bathe!

There are two smaller captives who are also in the same cell block as me, I have seen them very rarely but I can hear them. All communication with my fellow prisoners has been so far futile, perhaps they don't speak hamster or are just ignoring me. I await the day I can return to my mobile prison which allows me to look for escape routes, this prison is also resistant to any escape attempts via chewing. Time to plot under this very convenient shelter that has been provided for me, its pretty cosy under here so warm.. Zzzz

Thin Lizzy · 05-03-2015, 09:56 PM

Lol! Fabulous Darling Yummy!

Piebald · 05-03-2015, 11:04 PM

Aw good one Yummy! Glad the pain is gone xx

PortalCat · 05-04-2015, 01:11 AM

Bahahaha, this is great! Tasty honey, indeed. Yay for Yummy's recovery!

BluerayDarkes · 05-04-2015, 04:27 AM

Found one by Lunar

Dear Journal,

I was rudely awoken for what my captors call "Play time", I hung on to their thumb before scampering to the other house. I refused to come out at all not even for the treat offered to me, I would rather stay in this nice, warm house and go back to sleep. After a few more attempts to lure me out, I stuffed my bedding in to the entrance to say I was not coming out for anything! Some nights I will allow myself to be lured, or even decide that I want playtime. Tonight was not one of these nights. Besides my mobile prison is just a ventilated nest, I've learned to sleep in it and thus they have stopped putting me in it. I get to use my captors as climbing frames instead.

So big... So high...

Thin Lizzy · 05-04-2015, 07:17 PM

Aww Lunar! I love your climbing frames and how you stuff the entrance to your nest lol!

BluerayDarkes · 05-11-2015, 05:03 AM

Dear Journal,

This weekend I was given a red, sweet fruit that I believe is called a strawberry, I found it so delicious I had to take it to bed with me right away. Only problem is it wouldn't fit under the platform I sleep under, I just jammed it under there a bit and left it alone for safe keeping.

I also received another heart shaped seed treat, I do love those things but it won't go in my bed either so I put it in the food bowl. My sand bath is now in a see through cavern (Flat sided glass jar), I can bury around in it yet still managed to kick some sand out. Oops hehehe.

I still refuse to sleep in the strange blue dome (Sputnik), despite it being roomier and easier to store food in.

Yummy

Purdy Bear · 05-11-2015, 07:03 AM

This is brilliant news Yummy, we at the Hamster Resistence Network support your efforts for escape.

Thin Lizzy · 05-11-2015, 07:07 AM

Aww what a little darling! The Strawberry made me laugh and the Sputnik being called a strange dome is so sweet.
Loving these journals.

BluerayDarkes · 05-12-2015, 02:15 AM

Dear Journal,

I heard my captor get up this morning so I came out to investigate what she was doing, I grinded my teeth to show my irritation at her coming in to the room. Its okay she actually took me out of my prison for a while, I was able to run around on her arms and lap clicking my teeth every time I chewed on the strange things she wears. So easy to chew but my captor complains of holes in the cloth, I never see anything wrong with holes the more holes the better. Here have some more holes in your cloth!

Since I was being so active for a creature of the night this morning, I was taken outside to be put in an open air prison upon some grass. GRASS! Omg all this grass its everywhere, have to chew it all of it! (There are no chemicals used in our small garden, everything is very natural) After my bid for freedom by getting underneath the prison I was picked up, and told to be a good girl after being put back in my prison. I'm feeling rather tired now so I will go back to bed.

Yummy