Hamster Resistance Magazine Network Magazine 28 March 2015
Hello my Furry friends,
I hope this week finds you all well and cosy in your nest, reading this magazine during snooze time. Isn't Toilet paper quilts just the best things for keeping warm.
As always our product of the sleeping potion has sold out, infact orders came in so quickly the system could't cope and it crashed. We did managed to get your orders through the Mouse Postal Network, and we must congratulate them for all their hard work. One young mouse was even relocated mid delivery when she was caught and released into woodlands a mile away. The trusty postal mouse, didn't flinch but set off running and made the full deliver under an hour later. Bravo to that squeeker.
Toilet Tube this week is all about Springing cleaning ones cage, and how to be organize all your supplies for a better hoard. If you can get multi storage so the new food goes in at the bottom and the old food at the top, this way you wont be eatting any stale food.
Baby Hazel with her sand pit, has inspired many to try out their paw in the long jump for the Hamlypics next year in Brazil. Many of them can do the cartwheel flip, and the pouch bounce to get into the pit at a decent length. Everyone involved should receive their new outfits in the next couple of months. Please note, if you want the Hamlypic committee to arrange for transport please let them know in plenty of time. There are limited seats available on Albatross Airways.
The Disappearing Bar Formula is now available with a 2 seed price for the small bars, 4 sunflowers for the plastic type, and 6 sunflower seeds/1 peanut for the metal bars. Only one product per cage, so everyone can have some. We request that multi POW cage household do a combined order to help the Mouse Postal Service with bulk delivery. We hope to get help from the Friendly Squirrel Network or Housemartins Reunited, for the bigger boxes.
Here is this weeks colouring page for pupams and the like to enjoy:
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We request adult hams supervise what colouring nuts they use, as the Accident Emergency Mouse Network have been over run with pups having coloured fur, crayons stuck in ears, noses and so on.
The pup educational section shows new survival Hams how to navigate using spiders webs, lamp light, and fridge buzzers. The adult section follows suite with a tutorial on making fire with two toothpicks.
The Nut Army raid on the pet store was highly profitable and the warehouses are now full to the brim with Hammies favourite treats for order. This week a source informed us of a place called a Pound shop, apparently they have lots of goodies to play in, on and eat. They also open very early so the Mice can get in and out without too many Governors taking notice. The tactical Hamster Special Service will go in with day googles to see better, and seed launchers for protection.
We have a week to go before Eatters day, so we remind to get those pleading eyes out to influence the Govenors for more treats, toys and housing. Chucking any unwanted item out of the POW cage is best, so the Mouse Postal Service can collect them for redistribution.
As Eatters is next weeks due day, we hope you all have a great time, with your Governors being highly generous with yummies, toys and housing. Keep your paws safe out there.
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