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02-22-2015, 02:21 AM
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Hamster Antics
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 23,533
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
That one is absolutely horrible - uurgh! No a nice little bodywarmer could be good for winter! But would probably get chewed and also might encourage hamsters to be dirty stop outs all night in cold weather.
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02-22-2015, 02:28 AM
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#22
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Hamster Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Lanarkshire, Scotland
Posts: 15,575
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
The bodywarmer for hammies should be for indoor use only. I wouldn't be comfortable with them turning into dirty stop outs lol!
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02-22-2015, 02:31 AM
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#23
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Hamster Antics
Join Date: Sep 2014
Posts: 23,533
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
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02-22-2015, 04:23 AM
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PM Fluffy for custom title
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,661
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
This actually explains whats really going on with Winter Whites. I'm sure they're all running a massive con and they don't actually change their coat colour for winter. They're just very fashion conscious hammies and like to dress appropriately for the season
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Forever Hamster Mom to a Syrian Fluff Monster called Spike - now laying siege to all the radiators over the Rainbow Bridge
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02-22-2015, 04:49 AM
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#25
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Adult Hamster
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: SE London
Posts: 290
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
Quote:
Originally Posted by Serendipity7000
That one is absolutely horrible - uurgh! No a nice little bodywarmer could be good for winter! But would probably get chewed and also might encourage hamsters to be dirty stop outs all night in cold weather.
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You don't want to know about the Hammie night club called Chewsons at Oaktree Avenue then!
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02-22-2015, 06:50 AM
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#26
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Hamster Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Lanarkshire, Scotland
Posts: 15,575
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
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Originally Posted by Purdy Bear
You don't want to know about the Hammie night club called Chewsons at Oaktree Avenue then!
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Spill the beans Purdy!
Ruby lol! That's it, winter whites are fashion conscious!
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03-01-2015, 02:59 AM
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#27
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Adult Hamster
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: SE London
Posts: 290
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
Hamster Resistence Network Magazine 1 March
Thank you for all your wonderful reviews of last weeks magazine, they are all appreciated by the HRN staff, who work tirelessly to bring new articles to all our caged folk. Did you know we also have issues sent to self sufficiency hammies who are living in the wild natural habitates. They have said it makes a great addition to their bedding once read and shredded.
Welcome to all the new Hamsters, our printer rate has had to be doubled again, so the Mouse Resistance Network is getting the word out there to all the POW members.
All orders for the Furettie body warmers have now been shipped so they should be arriving at your cage door very soon via the MRN postal service.
We were inundated by hammail from all those who had their escape go bags ready. They were frustrated in some countries as they felt their Governors didn't take the situation seriously, thus the Hams had decided to get the go bags for them as well.
This weeks promotion is squash tasters for the drinks bottle. The little cap fits inside the bottle mouth piece to give the usual tap water some taste. Brazil Nut, pumpkin seed and chocolate flavours are available, with one sunflower seed per cap.
We have begun the Hamster puzzle page, for bored hamsters, so a cross word, and word search are now in addition on the back page. The carrot shaped pencils have already been shipped to every subscriber.
On Toilet Tube this week, we decided to peruse the human Governors videos, to study their psychology. We found some very strange goings on. They take their dolls and deface them and repaint them, no chewing at all which I thought was strange. They don't use wheels to exercise but something called the remote control. The funniest thing was they do a thing called washing up, with bubbles and stuff. Over all we thought their psychology was very strange indeed, so be very careful who you trust.
Chewsons on Oaktree Avenue have asked us to send out their thanks for all those attended the party on Hammentine Day. There was a great dance, lots of chewing and climbing of the new rock wall. They were very pleased all attendees cleaned up and took the remaining food home in their pouches. It was noted that a bottle of carrot wine went missing and it's suspected that an underaged Ham was responsible, but as it was a special day no further action was taken. They would also like to thank the Ash Abbey Hamnuns for the provision of the carrot and parsnip wines. The Hamnuns are looking forward to their Easter cakes and seed mixes, which the community donate every year.
Our continued thanks to all subscribers for your support and appreciation.
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03-01-2015, 05:20 AM
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#28
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Hamster Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Lanarkshire, Scotland
Posts: 15,575
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
A missing bottle of Carrot Wine lol! Hamnuns lol!
Escape Go Bags and furettie body warmers. You're crazy!
Another Fab issue!
P.S. Twinkle has taken a dislike to carrots, this happened after she was tricked into drinking from another hammies bottle, she had been told it was called carrot health juice that makes you see in the dark. This was a lie as she stumbled home and covered her coat in orange gunk.
I now know it was carrot wine to blame and the other hammie who tricked my underaged baby .
She's now grounded and is now on carrot scraping duty until further notice.
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03-01-2015, 08:37 PM
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#29
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Hamster Pup
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 168
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
I've found my Robo is sending out the word on Squeaker (hammy Twitter). I saw at least 5 Squeaks about important supplies. I also believe she's been talking to the hummingbirds we have now....all of a sudden....just showing up....
I also believe she smuggled an hPad into her nest and is using it and our credit card to order supplies. I saw a charge for "Nondescript Human Thing" on the bill.....
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R.I.P. all my babies who came before. Mommy and Daddy love and miss you!
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03-02-2015, 02:13 AM
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#30
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Hamster Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Lanarkshire, Scotland
Posts: 15,575
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Re: Hamster Resistance Network
Hee-Hee Skeekers!
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