As there are many new Hammies showing their support by escaping their jails, I thought it would be a good idea to make a new thread on the Hammy Resistence Network. Of course we have great supporters in Hazel Nut and Daisy, who have shown continued bravery by their consistant pressure on their humans for better cages, yummies, treats, exercise wheels and toys. They are true heros to the HRN.
We also now have the Hammy Resistence Magazine which is available through the inter cage door internet service. You just tap the door of the cage with your paw and the drop down screen appears. The Magazine runs all the latest exploits by the members of the HRN, including all escapes, new recipes, survival advice and so on.
Our latest advice is to demand more bedding, as a cold spell is upon us and many Hammies are shivering in the beds during the day. One can demand more bedding by chucking anything you don't want out the cage in various directions, and keeping the Human's up at night as much as possible.
NB for escapee Hammies, all POW escape plans must be passed by the representative in your area, so they can help you our with safe houses, cat deterant advice and so on.
We are still running a continued campaign to help Hazel Nut in her new jail. She has loved all her new messages, especially the continued supply of carrot cake, and Hammy chocolate drops:
Her thread is here:
Hammy jail
Daisy has also been leading the way in her own escape attempts here:
A thwarted mission and the rage of Daisy.
We have noted the escapee's in practice of Ollie/Olaf, unfortunately his human came home too soon for him to get out of his cage, but he was able to map the local area for his next attempt. He recommends bedding to write any plans down on, as it is easy to chew into the pouch and thus get out later.
The technical department are working on a new form of bar breaker that can be pouched and later when needed put round the bars. It resembles the base layer it is attached to, so the Humans wont notice it until too late.
We are also working on drop down entertainment center that can go inside the exercise wheel for better motivation to run further each day, and thus keep fit and ready for escape plans.
We at the HRN would love to hear from all Hammies and their suggestions for any work we may need to do. Keep your paws safe out there. HRN.