Hamster Limerick

[Womblehands]

love these. I may write them all down. Cheered me up today for certain on what is a pants day... Thanks guys..

[Hope]

Here you are Purple X - heres one for Zeke!

There once was a hamster called Zeke
Whos mission in life was to seek,
Out his best seeds
That he says he needs
Just to maintain his natural physique!

[AliKati]

Haha, these are so cool. I'll have a go at one for Hamchan!


There once was a hamster called Ham-chan
We think he's brill but we're parti-san
He can rip tissue like a pro
jump from high to low
As to building his nest, he's quite the arti-san.

[amyXlovesXhamstersX]

These are great!
I am hopeless with stuff like this

[Humphrey Furball]

there once was a hamster called Popcorn
who complained that he felt a bit lovelorn
so he went out to find
a lady-ham who don’t mind
his wild fur that makes him look airborne


a bit rubbish but not that many words rhyme with Popcorn

loving everyone else's

[Womblehands]

love it! I've very impressed with what you guys have come up with.

[purple_x]

Originally Posted by Lil Miss

there once was a hamster called dexter
who found him self sitting next'ta
a dish full of food
so he ate till he poo'd
and that is the story of dexter

haha very poor effort and i cant think of one for zeke sorry

aawww that is so sweet, thank you hun
I'm gonna tell Dex it when he wakes up!

[purple_x]

Originally Posted by Hope

Here you are Purple X - heres one for Zeke!

There once was a hamster called Zeke
Whos mission in life was to seek,
Out his best seeds
That he says he needs
Just to maintain his natural physique!

aawwww yay thank you so much hun
Zeke is staring at me right now coz I just read that to him, I think that means he like it!

[Womblehands]

Hamster Central is such a great site
You can stay on here all day and all night
Whilst sitting in your jammies
Looking at piccies of hammies
Who are fluffy and happy and bright.

Another limerick composed by the OH..

[emma and button]

hahah these are great :3 Im rubbish with limericks :s
someone clever make Button one please, before she sees how good all the other "hammericks" are and sacks me as a mummy :P