It's not an exciting story, so sorry to hijack the thread to tell it!
Before Dave had a name she was the smallest, and most nervous little Robo you've ever seen! She was scared of the fresh food we put in her cage - mainly as it was all so much bigger than her!
My mate Dave came round one day - and his official title, amongst the lads, is Crap Dave. Because he's just plain crap! He's possibly the worst example of mankind to leave Sheffield, with his Italian-footballer hair and alice bands.
Dave bent down to look at 'no-name' in the cage, who was scampering about, and pretty much had his face touching the plastic;
"What does she do?"
"Nothing much - she's scared of her own food"
"That's pretty crap!"
Then 'no-name' jumped up to scrabble at the plastic, and Dave jumped a mile!
"Ha, you're crap Dave"
"Who, me or the hamster?"
And thus Crap Dave was born, in hamster-form... though, as is more ladylike, she's called Dave in public