So right! Unfortunately, since my Nutmeg is a real stinky ham when she's in heat, Ted E. is frantic to get to her. Soooo, he's been bar chewing. He runs from the cage to the tube to the tank topper over the tank nearest my bed, which is as close to Nutmeg as he can get, and he starts chewing the bars. He has a plan, don't you know?
He's going to chew until I lose my mind and let him go live with her.
As if
. Your cartoon fits my situation perfectly