(Specially for Alison, who will be sorry she asked!!!)
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
Once upon a time there was a very handsome HC ham named Monty, whom CAB brought home from a show.
baby Monty.jpg
Monty grew big and strong, and Lougarry watched him covetously from afar.
Monty now.jpg
Some time later, a beautiful baby princess called Akiko was born in Roebuck Hamstery (pictured with her brother, Womblehands' Pookie).
Babies Aki and Pookie.jpg
She was adopted by Lougarry and grew more beautiful as each day passed.
Akiko's mum and Monty's mum thought what beautiful babies they would make and introduced them. Happily they immediately fell in love.
lovebirds.jpg
(to be continued...)