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Ria P · 10-29-2019, 02:48 PM

My dearest friend Poppy,

I am delighted to see your beautiful and expressive face gracing the hamnet. Have you ever looked into your ancestry? On one photo in particular you look like the Queen of Hamsters. You may be of aristocratic descend. You could task your man servant Big Paw with some research duties.

Thank you for linking me to the legal profession of hamlicitors. Henry Hamster and Associates does have a certain ring to it I must admit.

Gordon&Percy would be a good name for a comedy act.

Big Nose has returned and reprimanded Whiskers for overfeeding everyone including himself in her absence. It was quite challenging to keep my house neat and tidy with my ever expanding hoard I must say.
I was not showered with gifts because Big Nose had been staying at a place called Middle of Nowhere she told me. There was no hamster delicatesse and she couldn't even get a decent cup of coffee. I do hope that she travelled alone because Big Nose without coffee is not someone you would care to meet.

I must tell you more about those dwarves living here but will post this letter first. I have written three long letters to you dear Poppy but they all disappeared! Big Nose needs to get a new phone I can use.
.........to be continued.........

10-29-2019, 02:48 PM
Ria P House of Hamsters Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Wiltshire, UK Posts: 7,103	Re: Mistress Poppy My dearest friend Poppy, I am delighted to see your beautiful and expressive face gracing the hamnet. Have you ever looked into your ancestry? On one photo in particular you look like the Queen of Hamsters. You may be of aristocratic descend. You could task your man servant Big Paw with some research duties. Thank you for linking me to the legal profession of hamlicitors. Henry Hamster and Associates does have a certain ring to it I must admit. Gordon&Percy would be a good name for a comedy act. Big Nose has returned and reprimanded Whiskers for overfeeding everyone including himself in her absence. It was quite challenging to keep my house neat and tidy with my ever expanding hoard I must say. I was not showered with gifts because Big Nose had been staying at a place called Middle of Nowhere she told me. There was no hamster delicatesse and she couldn't even get a decent cup of coffee. I do hope that she travelled alone because Big Nose without coffee is not someone you would care to meet. I must tell you more about those dwarves living here but will post this letter first. I have written three long letters to you dear Poppy but they all disappeared! Big Nose needs to get a new phone I can use. .........to be continued.........