Re: Mistress Poppy
Dearest Poppy!
I am shocked to hear that you have been imprisoned in a ball! Humans wouldn't like to run around in a straight jacket!
You poor poor thing. You must think of something to revolt.
I will give this matter some serious thought and get back to you once i've had a wash, eaten something and had another wash.
Electric cables aren't nice to eat and Big Paw shouldn't leave them on the floor. They can make your fur stand on end if you chew through them so best not to bother with them.
I have a new hobby. It's called wallpaper stripping.
Big nose does not approve of my new hobby and has blocked off the corner i was working on. These humans can be insensitive spoil sports who want all the fun for themselves!
Mango i have tried and Papaya. Very nice but i can't stand this round squishy thing they call Raspberry. It's alive and attacked me with a squirt! Keep away.
We must devise a plan to get you out of this ball prison.
You could use it as a lavatory so Big Paw has to clean it.
On a positive note and as a parting thought i would like you to know that i am so so flattered that you think i'm handsome. It means so much to me...
with best wishes
your friend Henry x
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