Hamper: Mommy is it picture time already?
Me: Yes Hamper, it's ALWAYS picture time!
Hamper: NOOOOOOO!
Me:
just kidding.
Hamper: Yay!
(Hamper goes to bed
)
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Mother of the world's smartest Syrian, Hamper! Well, maybe not the world's smartest but he's the smartest hamster I've ever seen! I'm also the aunt of the deadly vampire Ruby! He's not actually deadly or vampiric but we like to pretend