[Jennie F]

So, yesterday was very embarrassing for me. I was having a lovely dream about new ways to terrorize Servant and I got carried away and spoke in my sleep. I woke myself up then lay there ashamed of myself for a while, praying that Servant hadnt noticed. Much to my horror, she did and asked me if I was ok and if I had anything to tell her. I played dumb and went for a little stroll, stuffed my face (comfort eating I believe you strange ones call it) then plodded off to bed to sleep off the shame and embarrassment. When I woke up later that evening, I pretended like nothing had happened and tried to distract servant by running around more than usual and generally being a hooligan. It worked, Servant forgot all about my sleep talking. I havent lost any street cred.

Today Servant said "Happy Easter" to me when I came out to play. I dont know what that means, but she smelt good and had chocolate around her mouth when she said it. She wouldnt let me lick it off, says its bad for me and thats why she hid it in her tummy, to protect me. But she has let me play with the box it came in, so silver linings I guess. Although I still think she is trying to make me forget that she stole the squeak from my wheel. Now I need to find a new way to annoy her.

Happy Easter strange ones

Khaleesi x