Hello 1WomanArmy. LOL, I LOVE the name! If you can get a 20 gallon long, that should be good too. I hope you find something that makes you happy. Post photos of your little ones when you get them. If you get 2 dwarf hammies you really need to know that a second set-up should be available if they fall out (fight). It can go spectacularly wrong when they fight. They can seriously hurt each other and they can be killed. I had two and they were fine, but I had another cage (Still in the box) ready if I needed it. Welcome to Hamster Central!