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Originally Posted by Teddy001

Lololol!!! Very entertaining read!! . Let's hope she doesn't break her parole..

As the only reason she is not attempting to clammer up the wall of the bin at this moment is because she got distracted with foraging for food, I can only hope the security measures being undertaken to her paroled home (which I am considering calling "The Hammer Slammer," or "The Ham Slam") will be enough to foil what evil machinations she may plan.

Originally Posted by BrainGirl

That was hilarious greysome! I could almost picture the furry little miscreant standing in the dock and the sentence being handed down by a stern judge

If by "standing in the dock" you mean standing inside her coconut hut happily munching away on piece of carrot and ignoring said stern judge handing down her (admittedly, I am very biased) magnanimous decision, then it's as if you were there, braingirl!

Originally Posted by Pygmypuff

I love this! Hilarious, greysome! I can totally imagine Hazel with big eyes looking up as if to say "It wasn't me!"...

Hah, I laugh, Pygmypuff, at your picturing Hazel Nut with any sense of shame. As far as she is concerned, if anyone should be shamed, it should be me and she let me know it but proceeding to ignore my presence and attempting to find any way to escape the slippery solid walls of her cell. Unfortunately for her, her cellmate (known as "Stomach") will have its say and was unwilling to either forgo food OR ignore the hand that feeds it (literally), and so she temporarily ceased her lil snit until the food was no longer on said hand--at which time she butted it away and resumed the silent treatment.

Originally Posted by Purdy Bear

I take it that Hazel is a very headstrong hamster, and thus believes in her individual rights to escape anything where she feels she needs to get out of.

And so we shall never be close friends, Hazel Nut and I, as she is a firm believe that the grass is always greener on the other side--and that side is her rightful place and I am a firm believer that she should follow my rules.

Originally Posted by Skeever

Does Hazel have access to an attorney? Because she has the right to one. Something to think about before you start seeing little 'impromptu' demonstrations of Ham Anger in major cities

I'm thinking there may be a few holes in this so called legal system that has imprisoned our sister!!! Holes which can expose the draconian and dictatorial nature of the regime.

FREE HAZEL!
FREE HAZEL!
FREE HAZEL!

-Ziggy Esq.
Zigg & Pook/Attorneys at Law

She waived her rights to an attorney the second she took that bit of carrot from my hand. As for those protestors who may be waiting in the wings--*glances at Teddy and Chubby* well, I see no real problem stirring there. Although Chubby did discover his hormones last night, enthralled with a never-met but pheromone-perfumed lady love. Fortunately, he is not one to go out of his way and so is content singing mournfully into the night of unrequited and impossible love so long as I keep the food and water coming.

Originally Posted by DrKMcK

Zigg & Pook/Attorneys at Law They are even dressed in long judicial robes!

*looks at Zook and Pook suspiciously* Yes....those robes....what are they hiding in there? *thinks* wait....never mind...

Originally Posted by CPalmer

hahaha watch out for nail files hidden in hammy cake!

Hmmm...perhaps giving her some chews were a bad idea...I can just imagine the brightly-colored or formerly alligator-shaped shivs now....