I am breathless from laughing here. I never knew poo could be so much fun. Gerbils adding sprinkles to cake creations...yum! I will never look at sprinkles the same way.
The poems are fantastic. What a creative bunch you are! Moose Poo???? What possesses people to make this stuff? I switched from white rice to brown Bamati rice. Grains of rice. *sigh* I wonder if I will ever again be able to eat this without thinking of Pooky.