Last night as I was laying in bed, I came up with this, the hamster's version of the Lord's Prayer. Please don't be offended as it is only intended as a bit of fun!
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The Hamster’s Prayer
Oh Huge Hamster, who lives above,
Great be your food store,
And warm be your nest.
Grant me the patience to train the two leggeds,
And the strength to endure another mating
With the hamster who lives in cage yonder.
Give me this day, my daily yoghurt drop,
And guide me on the path that is,
The great exercise wheel of life.
Ah - Squeak!
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