Dear Smartie,
This is all getting to much for you poor old dad. I am too young to be a grandad to 40 babies. Luckily you have your mother close at hand to advise. Yet again your husband to be has not asked for your fair paw in marriage. These modern hamsters have no respect. Still at least you told me Smartie unlike that hussy of a sister of yours Brontosarous. Enjoy yourself but don't forget your father warned you.
Your loving father
Paws
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