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Old 10-29-2019, 05:16 PM   #111
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....continued....

How exciting to read that you have moved into a distillery with a beach front! The view and smell must be intoxicating.

Oh yes, the dwarves. I heard Big Nose telling Whiskers about the dwarves crazy antics and mad behaviours, untidiness and unsavioury habits I'd rather not discuss with a lady.
Yesterday the Percy dwarf upstairs had a complete meltdown when Big Nose cleaned his home. She compared him to an out of control bulldozer with faulty brakes.
Today she cleaned the Gordon dwarf's home and i suddenly heard a Splat! sound from across the room. The silly dwarf had thrown himself off a bridge. He has a tendency to dramatise. Really!

On a good note, the humans have come to their senses and appreciate me for my calm and collected demeanor, tidyness, intelligence and sheer magnificence.
They have even purchased a pair of new thermal curtains in my honor.

Enough of me. I apologise for my self indulgence.

I will post this part No 2 of my letter before it disappears.

........to be continued.......
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Old 10-29-2019, 05:39 PM   #112
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.......continued......

Ahem, my dear Poppy, there is a very disturbing photo of you behind bars circulating the hamnet. Did you bite a human? I hope that you have hired a good lawyer. I'm sure you acted in self defence to protect your property. I have heard of human thieves trying to steal ones hoard and they are the criminals who should be locked up not us innocent and law abiding hamsters!

Apropos photos. I have heard you mention elsewhere of photos made public without mine or the dwarves consent. I must investigate this further and let you know the outcome of my enquiries. I have not seen these photos but hope that they are flattering, if not I will take action.

You talked about this flashy thing Big Paw uses. Does it not blind you or make you blink?

How is your new wheel running? What a stunning colour. Did you chose it yourself to compliment your fur or was it a surprise from Big Paw?

Dear Poppy, I must go now and engage in some foraging because I am peckish.

with kindest regards
Yours Henry


shall I have celery and parsley or refreshing cucumber but the red pepper looks appetising and the spinach is fresh or a sprinkle of linseeds for starters......munch scrunch munch munch......burp...excuse me!!!

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Old 10-31-2019, 12:29 PM   #113
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My Dearest Henry,

Oh my a three part missive from you, I fell rather honoured.

I have some news my distillery home has been removed Big Paw said seeing as I had taken to chewing many holes in it that it was no longer safe for me to be in it....Little does he know so I was duly evicted and the cage was cleaned again.
I am now in a smaller residence but it has a corner aspect so I can see most of my habitat from the front door, which means I can see when big paw brings me my bowl of deliciousness each day..
Today I had Mange Tout, Red Pepper, Sweetcorn, Apple and toasted sunflower and pumpkin seeds.

Indeed Messers Henry, Gordon and Percy does sound rather like a firm of lawyers, maybe this could be a future occupation for the three of you, as there must be many Hammies in need of good legal representation who are in conflict with their Hoomans.

I did like the description of Percy as a Bulldozer with faulty brakes... I don't know what Big Paw comes and calls me at times, so far he calls me Poppy as he should, he also calls me pops and poppy woppy and to add insult to injury he has called me his "Furry Potato"
which I find to be terribly offensive but he still insists it is just a term of endearment what ever that is.

Right I must go and look at him with my best pleading face as he has gotten some of my favourite biscuits, the ones that look like they have squashed flies on them, he likes to dunk them in his tea, damned heathen if you ask me..

My best wishes to you Henry and the dwarves on this Hammoween night are you going trick or treating perchance????
Your very good friend
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Old 11-12-2019, 07:50 PM   #114
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Mistress Poppy, in my eyes you can do no wrong. Your little adventures and rearranging always make me smile. Your pics ooze gorgeousness especially the close ups of your cheeky face.
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Old 11-13-2019, 12:21 PM   #115
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Ha ha. Love the hamster firm of solicitors
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Old 11-16-2019, 03:55 PM   #116
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My dearest Poppy,

I hope to find you well and enjoying your new corner house. That sounds interesting and I'm trying to envisage the position of your nest. Did you make your bed in the corner facing the entrance so you can see your meals arriving?

Apropos meals, Whiskers was late serving my egg yesterday and I had to come out of my house sniffing to check on these humans.

What was this Hammoween all about? Vampires eating Kitkat and Big Nose opened her door to ghosts and monsters then gave them crisps and lollipops. One ghost was so mean he wouldn't even give her a fright. Very odd indeed these humans.

Now they are talking about something called Christmas and snow. My ears perked up when I heard the mention of presents but I don't know what snow is. According to Big Nose a snowflake has the power to stop traffic.

I have never tried biscuits with squashed flies for added protein I guess. Did you know that abroad they feed us hamsters live grasshoppers? Imagine having to hunt for ones food like in the dark ages. Sounds all very uncivilized to me. It's the humans job to serve our food in a dish, on time Whiskers!

Dearest Poppy, it gives me great pleasure to correspond with you and I consider myself immensely lucky to be able to share my thoughts with you.

With kindest regards
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Old 11-16-2019, 06:10 PM   #117
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My Dear Henry,

It is so good to hear from you, you seem to have the same problem with your Hoomans as I do utter tardiness, how dare whiskers be late to you with your sustenance, some times Big Nose does the same and then blames this fiction he calls work, what is this Shangri La that these Hoomans seem to go pilgrimage to on a virtual daily basis?

My Hooman Big Paw remarked as to how polite his ghosts and ghouls where on Hammoween , they all seemed to thank him for his kindness while his mate Mrs not so big paw did what I think these Hoomans call smirked...

Now this Christmas they too have been talking about is quite intriguing I too have heard talk of these Presents you mention, I wonder what they are. Big Paw laughed when he said all I would get is a sprout..? What is this sprout they talk of, is it edible????

Big Paw still insists on calling me his furry potato I am not amused by this.
In reply to your question Big Paw judicially cut the door way to my new smaller home as close to the corner as he could that way I do have full view of the area that my daily bowl of deliciousness is placed, I have recently tried cabbage which is quite yummy and I have been assured by Big Paw that it is good for me.
I have been given a treat of treats, it is what he calls cheese spread oh my it is so nice, but a little messy and one does need some time to clean one's self afterwards, I had this delight on what he calls toast, which was crunchy and crumbly all at the same time, it too was acceptable.

Now I must dash there are things to chew and a nice slice of apple to knaw on.

I have included a recent snap just to show you I am not a potato.

Your very Dear Friend Poppy.

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I think I look quite alluring...


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Old 11-16-2019, 06:45 PM   #118
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Oh my goodness, what a beauty! I understand the debate surrounding your colour as you appear too rich to be a cream self but too close to cinnamon (in this latest photo) to be a mink self. Regardless, you must be using L'Oreal because the sheen on your coat makes you look like a satin. Stunning little lady!

I hope your biped upgrades you to a grand new home in time for Christmas xo
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What a beautiful pic, Mistress Poppy blends into the table. Her coat is so shiny.
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Old 11-17-2019, 03:56 PM   #120
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Oh my goodness, what a beauty! I understand the debate surrounding your colour as you appear too rich to be a cream self but too close to cinnamon (in this latest photo) to be a mink self. Regardless, you must be using L'Oreal because the sheen on your coat makes you look like a satin. Stunning little lady!

I hope your biped upgrades you to a grand new home in time for Christmas xo
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What a beautiful pic, Mistress Poppy blends into the table. Her coat is so shiny.
Thank you TL, Thank you Otaku and welcome to HC,

Poppy has fresh veg and fruit every day as well as having her regular Dry Hamster Mix I also supplement her diet with Peanuts, Walnuts and Hazelnuts she loves Chicken and Duck she likes Lamb too all these are from our roast dinners or I save her some when I am cooking so it doesn't get contaminated with seasoning or spices. She also loves cheese, boiled egg white, scrambled egg, toast, cream cheese/cheese spread normally on a tiny piece of toast crust. Poppy gets blueberries, strawberries, apple, banana, grapes ,avocado mango fresh or dried and dried cranberries and apricots too. These are all served in small/tiny portions. She loves Lambs Lettuce ,savoy cabbage Carrots she loves the carrot tops from the ones I have grown in the garden.
I hope that her diet makes her coat so healthy and shiny, she is currently weighing in at 260g....
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