Memoirs of a spoilt hamster - by Khaleesi

[Drago]

How adorable you are little Khali! Nice of you to let your servant sleep a bit

I love your new signature by the way

[Thin Lizzy]

Ha-ha! at the The Catch Me Test! Twinkle my last female ham used to smell when for a day when she was in heat but Xena the female before that never. I used to call her smelly bum lol! I never got any headaches.

[Jennie F]

Greeting strange ones.

Lots of exciting things to tell you about today. "Aunty Nat" came round to play with me again. I didnt repeat the catch me test with her tonight, as she passed the first time. She did bring me my giant snuggle pouch she made for me at servants request, which I had great fun playing in tonight.

Servant is also very excited about something. She tells me its something called "project hammy upgrade". I have no idea what that is. It must have something to do with the two rather large boxes she brought home earlier and some other bits in a blue bag with "ikea" wrote on the side (yes, I can read). She also dragged in this HUGE bag of new bedding for me. I overheard her talking to "Aunty Nat" about the great deal she got on it today. Apparently the smaller bag is £6.50 but she got the HUGE bag of Fitch for £9 ( she went very high pitched and kept repeating £9 excitedly) Apparently we live very close to the magical place where this Fitch is made, so it is much cheaper to collect it in person. I didnt want to forget this exciting moment, so here is a picture of it I asked her to keep for my scrapbook.



I will keep asking her for more info on "project hammy upgrade" and let you know when I find out more exciting details soon.

Khaleesi x

[Drago]

Looking forward to hearing more about project hammy upgrade!

£9 is a pretty good deal on Fitch! IKEA items can only mean good things to come

[AprilPearl]

Oooh project hammy upgrade. Wonder what that could be?

Lol the magical land of fitch!

[BorisPasha]

Oh Khaleesi, it all sounds very exciting indeed

[Hamsterita]

I would love to be able to get some fitch! And for 9 pounds it's a bargain!

I'm sure she's going to love her detolf

[Thin Lizzy]

So it's a detolf? Sounds exciting!
Jennie, you do realise that more servants will be required lol!
A great bargain with the fitch.

[Jennie F]

Servant cant afford to pay for anymore servants, nor does she like many people. Besides, she will have lots more time over the summer to care for my needs now that she isnt reading those silly Biology books. I am excited for my new palace to be ready, hopefully it will be soon. I have seen servant carrying lots of interresting new toys and things to help build my new palace. She has also been platting and weaving sisal string to make new toys out of ones I have previously destroyed. It might take her an hour to weave, but I'll bet my mouth can destroy it in 5 minutes. Challenge accepted!

[Thin Lizzy]

I believe you Khaleesi when you say you'll destroy any new toys.
lol!