Memoirs of a spoilt hamster - by Khaleesi

[BorisPasha]

What a lovely house your servant got you Khaleesi and what a bonus that you now have 2! I think you might be right though, 2 houses is a lot to manage so you might well need more servants

What a cute bum she has

[cypher]

Aww that is such a sweet shot of your lovely butt Khaleesi
And your good side too of course

[Jennie F]

So, yesterday was very embarrassing for me. I was having a lovely dream about new ways to terrorize Servant and I got carried away and spoke in my sleep. I woke myself up then lay there ashamed of myself for a while, praying that Servant hadnt noticed. Much to my horror, she did and asked me if I was ok and if I had anything to tell her. I played dumb and went for a little stroll, stuffed my face (comfort eating I believe you strange ones call it) then plodded off to bed to sleep off the shame and embarrassment. When I woke up later that evening, I pretended like nothing had happened and tried to distract servant by running around more than usual and generally being a hooligan. It worked, Servant forgot all about my sleep talking. I havent lost any street cred.

Today Servant said "Happy Easter" to me when I came out to play. I dont know what that means, but she smelt good and had chocolate around her mouth when she said it. She wouldnt let me lick it off, says its bad for me and thats why she hid it in her tummy, to protect me. But she has let me play with the box it came in, so silver linings I guess. Although I still think she is trying to make me forget that she stole the squeak from my wheel. Now I need to find a new way to annoy her.

Happy Easter strange ones

Khaleesi x

[Thin Lizzy]

Hammy Easter Khaleessi!
You so make me giggle with your thoughts, actions, pics and now dreams lol!

[BorisPasha]

Aww Khaleesi you're such a funny girl What will you get up to next I wonder lol.

[Jennie F]

I'm thinking I might start up my own wood-chipping business. Thinking of naming it The Desolation of Khaleesi, or maybe making a collection for an art gallery named "destruction". I reckon I could make my own bedding out of this stuff too, but Servant thinks otherwise.

Khaleesi x

[BorisPasha]

I think Khaleesi is really a beaver in disguise they way she's gnawed that wood to bits lol.

[AprilPearl]

Khaleesi, you remind me of Sunny in 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' (get your servant to read it to you if you don't know what I mean), a girl with very sharp teeth who can gnaw just about anything! Of course, being a hamster you are far superior, however.

[Crystalroborovski]

Originally Posted by AprilPearl

Khaleesi, you remind me of Sunny in 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' (get your servant to read it to you if you don't know what I mean), a girl with very sharp teeth who can gnaw just about anything! Of course, being a hamster you are far superior, however.

Ooh I love the series of unfortunate events! One of my favorite book series. Also I have watched the episodes on Netflix, can't wait until they come out with the rest of them! And yes khaleesi is very much like Sunny ;P

[Drago]

Wow I've never seen a hamster decimate wooden chews like that lol! You should definitely start that business