Eros - A 007 Hammy Secret Agent! - Page 9

dreamtree1234 · 04-29-2017, 09:23 PM

As you probably already know, Mum loves to create "Outside Enrichment Time" for me to enjoy at least once daily. Unbeknownst to her is that I create my own special enrichment time as well. Hee-HEE!!! She loves to create obstacles, make mazes, and place unusual backdrops for me to maneuver around, climb on, and heighten my senses with. Its tons of fun, and she enjoys watching and playing with me as I experience all of the wonders.

She decided to take out her Four Seasons Balls and put them in order Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. I was able to climb the sides of the couch covered with a fluffy green blankey, tunnel between the balls, climb up everywhere in the S-A-F-E area, and jump from one ball to the next. It was marvelous! When Mum decided to ask me which was my favorite season, I of course chose Summer (which was a ball of splendid, shimmering G-R-E-E-N)! Later, she hung that ball higher than the rest in her seasons decoration in the living room. She said it was to honor the upcoming season and her fluffy sweetie's favorite color! What an honor! It was just like Summer had won the gold medal and was standing on the Olympic podium as the Summer song played in the distance. I couldn't help myself, but I just had to stand on hind legs and bow to honor my beloved P-O-W-E-R green!

Mum thought I was quite the silly girly.

Sorry, I have to interrupt myself here and let you take note of how nicely my flowing skirt tufts have grown. Who needs a cape to fly when you have a tufted skirt like mine?!?

dreamtree1234 · 04-29-2017, 09:24 PM

Later, she had a maze created where I had a few different plastic containers covered with black L-A-C-E (stringies that are webbed together to create a strange pattern). The objective of the game was to get from Point A to Point F in as short of a time as possible. You also have to gather all of the hidden treats along the way. I broke my latest record with even a few seconds to spare. I love this game! I also can't help but making spooky shadows and reflections in the plastic, playing peek-a-boo, and darting from one point to the next with bullet-speed! Now you see me, and now you don't!

Here, I am showing you my shadowy, secret identity mask. Brilliant disguise, huh?

I just can't keep all the thrilling excitement in as I reach my final destination. Guess who's coming to dinner? Creepy is, and what a better time to visit his final destination (my hungry tummy)! Y-I-P-P-E-E, for me! Yum, YUM, Y-U-M!!!!

Then, it was off to the "Land of the Blue H-A-M-M-Y-Auto-Mouses" or was it Hippopotamuses. (I can't even remember its silly drawn out name!) I enjoyed riding him, but he just didn't want to go anywhere! He just stood there and stared at the Bluebird of Happiness. I whispered in his ear "Giddy-up!" in English, "Vamonos!" in Spanish, and "Slap-SLAP!" in Eros. Oh, well! I suppose I have got to rest anyway. I might as well just poke my head out of the hydrangea flowers and look cutesy again. So much for great, high speed adventures!

Lastly, I was taken to see my two furry friends, Ele1 and Phant2. They weren't too talkative either, but their long noses were sure fun to swing on. I even gave Ele1 an extra special whisker kissie to show my appreciation. I loved jumping into the shiny box, too!

I hope that you are all enjoying many marvelous adventures. I have got to scurry back to my bin now because I have miles to cover in my wheel of speed. I can't keep up with those pesky, villianous perpetrators if I don't continuously train, you know. Being Miss Eros007 is a title I don't take for granted! I look forward to sending you more secret messages via our personal morse code (A.K.A. keyboard). Until then, here's a ticklish, whisker kissy your way! Please be sure to catch it, O.K.?

AprilPearl · 04-29-2017, 10:25 PM

I enjoyed reading all about your adventures, Eros. May I also say how gorgeous you are looking in your photos? That first one looks like the sort of modelling shot hamster vogue would do. And you look like something straight out of James bind in that shadow mask! Perhaps you should consider a career as a model-secret agent

dreamtree1234 · 04-29-2017, 11:56 PM

Thanks bunches, AprilPearl! I truly appreciate your sweet compliments. I never thought of a spin-off job as a model. I suppose being a beauty queen model would be the perfect cover for my natural talents as a secret agent spy, right? You are totally brilliant! Keep the ideas coming, and you could be recruited as a MI6. How does that sound? I do have one question, though? Which is my better side - the right with the sparkling, ruby eye or the left with the deeply-penetrating, reddish-black eye? I just have to know so I can have my "headshots" taken and placed in my beauty portfolio for the modeling agency. I suppose I should have my posing repertoire polished just to make sure that my alter ego life is more believable while I pursue my higher calling to save the world incognito. Good, G-O-O-D job, AprilPearl! That most certainly deserves a high eight (meaning both paws up)!

BorisPasha · 04-30-2017, 01:51 AM

Haha Miss Eros007 you've certainly been having lots of fun..I mean super busy with all those important missions you've been on. I'm glad you showed VB who is the boss and I'm pleased you got Creepy in the end too lol.

Message for Eros007's slave - I just scoop the pea out the sand with a little plastic thing that came with my sand baths. Every few days I put in a bit extra sand and empty and wash the bath just with hot water when it starts to get a bit smelly. I only have dwarf hams though so maybe someone with Syrians will have better advice

dreamtree1234 · 04-30-2017, 02:23 AM

BorisPasha, it me Dreamtree! Thank you for your great suggestion about the sand bath. It certainly surprised me that Eros actually peed in it since she it only took one try for her to instantly be completely potty trained in her designated carrot toilet. It is definitely reassuring that I need to only scoop out the dirty sand just in case she decides to play the trick of mistaken toilet again. Then, rinse it with hot water only when necessary. I am unsure if that is the same for Syrians, but I would think it most likely would be. It is definitely worth a try. Thanks again for your help. As always, it is greatly appreciated.

Thin Lizzy · 04-30-2017, 02:51 AM

lol! Just been catching up with your fabulous thread dreamtree, Miss Eros007 always brings a huge smile to my face. I laughed so much at the pics, Master HarveyMI5 came out and he was mighty impressed with his bosses secret identity mask and he's honoured to be working for her on catching the bad guys.

dreamtree1234 · 04-30-2017, 03:01 AM

We couldn't do it without you by my side, Master HarveyMI5! Let's get them, and remind them we are on the scurrying war path. I think I have just the perfect secret identity mask made especially for you, too! We surely make an awesome team, right?

Chuckle to your mum as well since it appears that she and my mum have twin brains. "Brilliant minds think alike" as was evident today in AprilPearl's joint birthday wishes thread.

Jennie F · 04-30-2017, 09:02 AM

Eros, you are such a lovable cheeky little ham. I bet you and your mum have such fun together. I think you and Khalessi would be partners in crime if you lived near each other

AprilPearl · 05-01-2017, 02:45 AM

Ah that's a tough one Eros, because actually I think a lot of your unique beauty is in your interesting eyes! The shots of you facing forward with both eyes showing are my favourites. Although, of course, both your sides are perfect too.

I look forward to hearing all about your secret missions

maybe you and Mushu could work together for HI6 (the Hamster Intelligence service, as distinct from that pathetic human MI6)? He tells me he will contact you "in the usual way"... Whatever that means.