LOL. Lovely topic.
To join in, spiders don't really bother me unless they are really huge. Your spider BG would not be allowed to stay! I'd likely break my neck jumping out of the tub if it was on the curtain when I opened it. However, as long as they stay in their webs, away from me, I'm good. Should they decide to want to become a companion, I have ways to discourage this. See photos below. The one is a spider found in the tub *sigh* and the other is a centipede found in the bathroom sink. Hmmmm, there seems to be a pattern here. I now have to be wary of the bathroom.
However, I did get interested in Jumping Spiders as pets and actually have looked into getting one. They are fascinating. Photo below. Look at those eyes!