The Hamster Diaries by Colby Jack

[Colby and the Dwarfs]

Dear Diary,
This is my first entry. I'm sad. My Mummy refuses to crack seeds open for me. It is clear that she wants me to starve. So long.

Dear Diary,
My water bottle is now missing four sips. Now, it is evident that my caretaker wants me to dehydrate. So long.

Dear Diary,
It's 3 A.M. I was cheerfully running on my wheel for the last six hours, when owner shut her door. It is clear that she has left me here to die. I shall sing the song of my people. So long.

Dear Diary,
This morning my Mummy patted me on the head. Once. Not twice, like she usually does. It is obvious that she has pushed me out of the clan. So long.

[Colby and the Dwarfs]

Dear Diary,
Today, I had to eat a strawberry with the leaves STILL ON. I thought my owner loved me, but it is clear that these chains of events prove not. So long.

Dear Diary,
Today, I was held by a stranger. I haven't seen owner today. So long.

Dear Diary,
I have just realized that that was just my owner wearing gloves. Crisis averted. So long.

Dear Diary,
Today I learned about smilies.
So long.

[Colby and the Dwarfs]

100th post, hurray!

Dear Diary,
Today, weird white stuff is on the portal next to my cage. Must be the apocalypse. So long.

Dear Diary,
Today, a new cage appeared next to mine. It is clear that owner is replacing me. So long.

Dear Diary,

HOW DO YOU GET CAPS LOCK OFF?SO LONG.

Dear Diary,
TodayIfaceanotherproblem,Ican'tfindthespacebutton. Solong.

[Colby and the Dwarfs]

Dear Diary,
Today, everyone was in a good mood. They all were happy! ALL OF THEM. This is a sign that the apocalypse is coming. So long.

Dear Diary,
This looks like me:🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹I'm really enjoying myself, hehe!

Dear Diary,
I lIkE tYpInG lIkE tHiS, iT's MoRe FuN tHaN typing like this. But probably harder to read, so yeah. So cool. So long.

Dear Diary,
Did you konw taht it deonst mtaetr waht odrer ltetres are in as lnog as the frist and lsat ltetres are in the rihgt palce? So lnog.