it
is pants how all the northerns are mostly stuffed in a big group. There are actually very few midland shows. most are displays and the ones there
are are really southern.
the best places to live appear to be around Swindon or Barnsley. the worst is clearly Scotland. In England it seems the worst place to be is norfolk or cornwall. on the coast of wales is pretty bad too.
also a very good point made by Spud's Mum... some of the areas are clearly bigger. the South area is a lot smaller than the other two, therefore you'd expect more shows in northern as it's bigger