Freya stinks! I know it's coming cause she spends what seems like hours strategically rubbing herself on EVERYTHING. Oh it's my water bottle... spread the scent... Oh look my wheel... Spread it... Whats this? If I dig under my wheel I can scent the corner of my habitat... YES SCENT IT ALL... Oh there are humans around... Only 2 feet... Weird things...
COME HITHER SLAVE. BALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALL Don't make me beg
Oh Ball... Use ball A to be to scent to c to scent to d to scent mmmm Come on man... I'm here and waiting for you man.
HUMAN SLAVE I WISH TO BE FREED FROM MY GLORIOUS BALL
Hmmm Biped smells weird... SCENT HER TOOOOOOOOOO, Arms, Skirt, Leg, Shoulder, Neck, Hair, More Hair,MORE HAIR,
Oh Man Biped, definately smells weird... SCENT THEM ALL
Oh Sofa, scent, scent, scent. OOhh look I can graciously 'fall from this sofa and scent the whole roo... No Human Put me down!! I wish to fall to the ground, No let me go. How will my male find me? I need a man!! Or Ice cream. Seriously.
Mmm Scent the hands as I am carried back to my domain.