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Old 10-30-2014, 12:32 PM   #11
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Freya stinks! I know it's coming cause she spends what seems like hours strategically rubbing herself on EVERYTHING. Oh it's my water bottle... spread the scent... Oh look my wheel... Spread it... Whats this? If I dig under my wheel I can scent the corner of my habitat... YES SCENT IT ALL... Oh there are humans around... Only 2 feet... Weird things...

COME HITHER SLAVE. BALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALL Don't make me beg

Oh Ball... Use ball A to be to scent to c to scent to d to scent mmmm Come on man... I'm here and waiting for you man.

HUMAN SLAVE I WISH TO BE FREED FROM MY GLORIOUS BALL

Hmmm Biped smells weird... SCENT HER TOOOOOOOOOO, Arms, Skirt, Leg, Shoulder, Neck, Hair, More Hair,MORE HAIR,
Oh Man Biped, definately smells weird... SCENT THEM ALL

Oh Sofa, scent, scent, scent. OOhh look I can graciously 'fall from this sofa and scent the whole roo... No Human Put me down!! I wish to fall to the ground, No let me go. How will my male find me? I need a man!! Or Ice cream. Seriously.

Mmm Scent the hands as I am carried back to my domain.
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Old 10-30-2014, 12:37 PM   #12
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ROFL!!!! "Come hither slave??" ..........
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Old 10-30-2014, 01:11 PM   #13
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ROFL!!!! "Come hither slave??" ..........
Or in language you are more familiar with... "I shall Spray you with my Golden Nectar"
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Old 10-30-2014, 01:50 PM   #14
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Hahahaha that's too funny
There's been times when I've had my boy hamsters out and they've wiggled their little bellies over me and no lie I absolutely stunk of hamster afterwards, although it doesn't sound quite as bad as your story
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Old 10-30-2014, 01:50 PM   #15
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Shouldn't it be " I will spray THEE with mine Golden Nectar" ?
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:28 PM   #16
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Shouldn't it be " I will spray THEE with mine Golden Nectar" ?
Have you never heard a hamster speak? They aren't shakespearian... they are just snobs!
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:34 PM   #17
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LOLOLOLOL! Definitely ROFL! My Nutmeg is absolutely awful when she's in heat. I can only hold her for a minute. Those are the days she is quickly transported to her playpen and I just can't cuddle her. It's like a skunk! The scent gets all over me and it is truely overpowering. It drives Ted E. Bear bonkers! He runs all over me licking wherever he finds her scent.
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:38 PM   #18
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He runs all over me licking wherever he finds her scent.
I am glad I only have Freya don't have to worry about suitors knocking at the door.

I try not to handle her, but sometimes I can't bear the begging

I seriously have to scrub every inch of my skin!
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