Hammy jail

[greysome]

Ahhh my lil stinker Her Royal Cheekiness, aka The Nutter, aka the currently named Hazel Nut, aka "DAMMIT, HAZEL!" once again broke one of the few laws of the land by escaping her cage though she knew very well she was not allowed out!


As this is her second offense, I decided a simple warning was no longer sufficient, therefore she has been sentenced to hammy jail (aka, bin cage that is much smaller than the cage she escaped from). In addition to breaking (out of her cage) and entering (the part of my room outside her cage), she was also found responsible for property damage (this in particular earned a "DAMMIT, HAZEL!" as she, in the one and a half hours between my spraying that bitter spray thing on the wires of her cage and my return to the room, managed to chew a lil getaway ditch on the tabletop/floor under the plexi-glass part of one of the doors so she could slip under), unlawful possession and abuse of a narcotic (she found, much to her extreme delight, the package of foxtail millet spray) as well as petty theft (she most definitely pouched some shredded coconut and the three nuts that was supposed to be the three hamsters' treat for the day--albeit, as these particular nuts were, in fact, hazelnuts, it was deemed petty theft as technically, being named after said nuts may have made her mistakenly assume all hazelnuts belonged to her due to "I don't see your name on it" not being a sufficient argument when the object IS her name).

The duration of her sentence is, as yet, undetermined with the minimum sentence being 1 week and the maximum, 3 weeks, upon which she will be paroled and released into a newly renovated/built secured home. Failure to comply with the terms of her probation (namely, no more escaping!) will likely lead to a life-sentence at one of two facilities, named simply as "The Bin" and "The Tank."

Let us hope she has learned her lesson--and let her also serve as a lesson to all you delinquent hammies out there!

[DrKMcK]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That is just terrific! What a great story line. I especially like the "breaking & entering" and the narcotic abuse. You just made my night!

[Willow Wisp]

Hehehehehehehe that's soooo funny

[cypher]

lol! Never a dull moment!

[Doveowner123]

This is the best

[Teddy001]

Lololol!!! Very entertaining read!! . Let's hope she doesn't break her parole..

[4Taylor20]

lol! this made me think of the first day i got my ham... i went to the store to get him.. and then went to walmart to buy the things he needed, like bedding and a cage. when i got back in the car, the box was light, of a hamster. he had chewed through the box and was roaming around my car... naughty ham. we drove back to the pet store to get a thicker box and we named it hamster jail xD

[BrainGirl]

That was hilarious greysome! I could almost picture the furry little miscreant standing in the dock and the sentence being handed down by a stern judge

[Pygmypuff]

I love this! Hilarious, greysome! I can totally imagine Hazel with big eyes looking up as if to say "It wasn't me!"...

[Purdy Bear]

I take it that Hazel is a very headstrong hamster, and thus believes in her individual rights to escape anything where she feels she needs to get out of.