If your hamsters were human....

Bertiebobbins · 11-10-2015, 07:05 AM

.....what kind of person would they be?

Nibble I imagine would be a Victorian gentleman complete with pipe, slippers, smoking jacket, armchair and log fire, reading the morning paper in his study whilst sipping sherry.

Glowy would definitely be a the worst kind of first year university student during Fresher's Week. Honestly the way he carries on, I wouldnt be surprised if I went in one morning and found a shopping trolley in the kitchen and a traffic cone on top of his cage!

BrainGirl · 11-10-2015, 07:34 AM

Ha! Love those images, especially the traffic cone on top of the cage

Seren is more of an intrepid explorer, braving the jungles of a new continent and bravely sampling foods she's never seen before. She'd probably wear a pith helmet and carry a machete as well!

velma · 11-10-2015, 09:13 AM

Ha! This is brilliant Bertie!
Hmm, well I think as I've described him as one that Hector would like to think he's a pirate. But a slightly haphazard one. Not a very successful pirate. Probably a mad man in a row boat on a lake shooting "avast!" Actually.

Cleo would probably be a 1950s librarian. Not a stern one but quietly keeping herself to herself in the stacks. And enjoying a nice cup of tea and a biscuit when it's quiet.

virtualkeith · 11-10-2015, 09:32 AM

I think Mr. Carlisle would be an easy going person, but not very adventurous. He would be content in his little world, and not really interested in trying new things. He would probably also be interested in technology and machinery.

WinnieTheHam · 11-10-2015, 11:41 AM

Winston would be a man who cares more about the appearance of his surroundings than himself. He would have messy hair and facial hair. He'd like adventuring in the countryside where mountains and caves are. I think he would camp out a lot. He will have two fridges, one that he stores all his favorite things in (probably beer) He'd prefer to be alone as social situations frighten him a bit - he doesn't like clingy people or crowds but does well with close friends. He'd be considerate and shy.

Myrcella would be a manic woman, rushing around getting all the house cleaning and shopping done. She would like to go for runs and go to the gym. She'd probably be interested in nutrition, fitness and olympics (running). She loves having everyone around and loves socialising. She'd be the best mum to her children, so caring and attentive.

flowerfairy · 11-11-2015, 10:28 AM

Woodstock would be a quietly contented type of person. Someone who likes a familiar routine but isnt afraid to try new things (esp food) and takes any changes in his stride.

He would be wonderful to live with. He IS wonderful to live with!

ham888 · 11-11-2015, 12:37 PM

I was going to be flippant and say if our hamster were human we'd need a *much* bigger cage!

Actually if Noodles were human he'd be a cage fighter I think, he flies at you in attack mode until he realises its you, then he wants out.

Robodwarfs18 · 11-11-2015, 02:28 PM

Some of these are really funny!!

This thread reminded me of a movie my little cousin made me watch with her about the My Little Pony characters becoming humans haha imagine if that happened to us all!!

I picture my ham Cookie as a toddler tbh XD He is destructive, adventurous and although trouble, cute and loving and such an attention seeker.

I could see both my robos Theo and Nibbles as coach potatoes who only get up for food or something.

Tyrion Hammister · 11-11-2015, 08:52 PM

Teehee, this is great.

My syrian (Tyrion) would spray his enemies with flying turds (he has quite the aim). With every impact, he would sit up on his hind with that evil look in his eye he gets sometimes (really quite creepy when I'm I'm trying to do homework) and stare.

My robo dwarf (Sugar) would be the dainty princess. She would spend all day in the bath houses (she could stay in the sand bath all day) and wait for me to dote on her with treats. And if I didn't give her just the right kind of snack, she would scoff at me (aka nibble my finger and run away).

Scargirl · 11-11-2015, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrion Hammister

Teehee, this is great.

My syrian (Tyrion) would spray his enemies with flying turds (he has quite the aim). With every impact, he would sit up on his hind with that evil look in his eye he gets sometimes (really quite creepy when I'm I'm trying to do homework) and stare.

My robo dwarf (Sugar) would be the dainty princess. She would spend all day in the bath houses (she could stay in the sand bath all day) and wait for me to dote on her with treats. And if I didn't give her just the right kind of snack, she would scoff at me (aka nibble my finger and run away).

Lol! What a spoiled ham!