Hamster Resistence Network Magazine 21st Feb
After the success of last weeks issue we have increased the print load, so all those disappointed Hammies can now get their copy without having the mice collect them from the local Hamibery.
The HRN were very pleased to see the exploits of Spike, Daisy and others in the fold. We hope that all the new hamsters will take up the free available issue to peruse in their sand toilets or bed areas.
Well this week we have seen a lot happening, especially the cold weather. The famous Hammie fashion Ham, Declain Furretti, has now launched his new body warmers, that fit under the fur hide coats currently warn by most Hams in cold climates. They attach at the shoulder, neck and front with velcro. The price is 4 sunflower seeds for Syrian and 2 for Dwarf sizes.
This weeks recipe is how to use all those hamcakes and strawberries we had around this last week. Hamcakes can obviously be frozen but I am sure there aren't any around to go into the hoard freezer until affixed to all cages these days.
Please note, the allergy season may have started early so all Hammies are reminded to take any nettle tablets they need. The mice at the Mouse Resistence Network, have made their members available for emergency runs if any Ham has run out. It is advised that a good store of medication is kept as part of the hoard at all times.
Escaping in an Emergency - for all those Hammies in Emergency zone 1 (areas of bushfires and wildfires, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornades and flooding) to make sure their emergency drill is practiced and their go bag is ready at paws reach at all times. The majority of the human Governors will remember to take our friends with them in time of evacuation but some may not. If that is the case and you get the chance, please take your kit and get out fast. Look out for very nice peope in orange or yellow uniforms who are available as escape transport from disaster. They do ofcourse have Ham finder signals attached to their boots. If you still can't be seen it is advised that crawling up the leg inside the trousers is advised at the highest of speed, berating the said rescue person as you go.
As a small side line the HRN has made go bags available through the normal order system, just incase your human Governor does not provide the correct supplies. It should be noted that all Hamster County Councils now recommend all Hams have a go bag available for sudden evacation in disasters. The Guinea Pig Resistence Network has kindly forwarded this video to us about the go bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2VKGwhbLU
On Hamster Toilet Tube this week, we have seen the new craze of redecorating and DIYing of ones wooden bridges. There have been some great finds and it amazes us at HRN how inventive you all are. One serious Ham decorated inside her bridge with a chandelier, pictures by Van Hamolf, and music by the classical artis Rusty Nutson. Another decided to use it as a skate boarding rink, in training for the up and coming Brazil Hamypics.
We continue to wish you all well in your exploits resistening the Human Governers. We would also like to thank the input by the MRN and GRN in this issue.
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