Hammy jail

[Thin Lizzy]

Well I never thought I'd be typing this but today I sent Archie to Hammy Jail!
I'm against this kind of punishment dear Greysome but sometimes you have to - he was out in his ball and after half an hour I lifted him out and put him back in his cafe, not happy he had a tantrum, he dug up his wood shavings going all over the carpet, overturned his coconut hut, took his bedding out of his igloo and left it on the middle and top floors of his cage and to finish of he upturned his porcelain bowl of food.
I've never seen anything like it before - totally speechless!
I told him to go and tidy his cage and the little minx went and peed in his cage with pee spraying onto the carpet.
I put him in another room and ignored him.
However earlier this evening as I tidied up the mess in his cage, he came over and kissed my hand. Aww!
all's forgiven, he's out of jail.
He's been a little angel since lol.

[greysome]

Originally Posted by Skeever

This is only the beginning. Zigg and Pook are appealing the decision. Meanwhile, little ham printing presses are running through the night, printing out demonstration info and Hazel's unjust imprisonment, while hundreds of hams across the globe are online tonite, raising the cry for JUSTICE!

We Shall Overcome!!!
-Ziggy

We Shall Overcome and Eat Cheeses!!!!
-Pook

Hamsters of the World, Unite! We have nothing to lose but our Lids!
-Karl "the Ham" Marx

you know, I might be wary if I wasn't so sure some 90% of the hammies running around with the papers hot off the presses was unable to resist tearing it to shred for some nesting material. As for those on the internet...well, I'm pretty sure once they find out Hazel Nut is a hammy and not, as her name hints, an actual hazelnut, the vast majority will lose interest. I'm quite certain they were all misled by the charge of "Free Hazel Nut," thinking "ohh! there's free hazelnuts!"

Originally Posted by Thin Lizzy

I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you Greysome lol! If that's what you're like with your ham, then it's going to be 100 times worse for humans.
"Release Hazel Nut Now"
Someone get Hazel Nut an escape route asap, it's going to have to he better than "The Great Escape" film, cause Greysome's probably got that secure lol.

You know, if Hazel Nut Shawshank Redemptioned her way out, I would let her go simply because after all that work, I think she would have earned it. But she would have to do the entire escape sequence.

Originally Posted by Thin Lizzy

There's going to be a hamster protest over this unfair treatment of Hazel Nut, sending a hammie to jail will shock the hamster nation.
Hamsters have rights! lol!

I trust once they realize I sent a hammie to jail and not an actual hazelnut, many will find their indignation fading. Plus, y'know, she STOLE other hammies' nuts! I'm quite certain that breaks like...dozens of hammie laws.

Originally Posted by Skeever

Operation NutJob is a Go......Trained paramilitary hamsters are heading towards the facility.....

*tossing nuts and seeds on paths leading away from the jail*

Originally Posted by Thin Lizzy

Well I never thought I'd be typing this but today I sent Archie to Hammy Jail!
I'm against this kind of punishment dear Greysome but sometimes you have to - he was out in his ball and after half an hour I lifted him out and put him back in his cafe, not happy he had a tantrum, he dug up his wood shavings going all over the carpet, overturned his coconut hut, took his bedding out of his igloo and left it on the middle and top floors of his cage and to finish of he upturned his porcelain bowl of food.
I've never seen anything like it before - totally speechless!
I told him to go and tidy his cage and the little minx went and peed in his cage with pee spraying onto the carpet.
I put him in another room and ignored him.
However earlier this evening as I tidied up the mess in his cage, he came over and kissed my hand. Aww!
all's forgiven, he's out of jail.
He's been a little angel since lol.

Lol--it's good to hear Archie has learned his lesson! Hazel Nut tried to sweet talk me (or rather, kiss) me into letting her out early but I know better than to trust an addict who promises it will never happen again while furiously shoving food in their mouth. I know the munchies when I see it!

[DrKMcK]

Greysome, I have to hand it to you...you made me laugh as much as Skeever and Braingirl usually do. I got such a kick out of how well you answered all the posts staying right on target with the storyline. Excellent!!!

[kyrilliondaemon]

Well this thread has definetly made me laugh

Eggbiscuit learnt something similar - she chewed through cages, opened doors e.t.c and generally was a chewy menace so she eventually found herself imprisoned in a chewproof cage. We won't even let her travel in anything thats not chewproof now lol

[greysome]

Haha, that's something kyrilliondaemon--you should make it an official thing--the Eggbiscuit seal of approval

[kyrilliondaemon]

Originally Posted by greysome

Haha, that's something kyrilliondaemon--you should make it an official thing--the Eggbiscuit seal of approval

I don't think she does approve, she loved chewing cages lol

[greysome]

Originally Posted by kyrilliondaemon

I don't think she does approve, she loved chewing cages lol

Lol, alrighty, then the Eggbiscuit Seal of Disapproval--with this seal, everyone will know it's safe from their plastic-loving hammies

Update on Hazel Nut: Hazel Nut has been released from jail and is now in the Slammin' Ham, aka her new cage. Though there was some concern at first, due to her casing the place and attempting, several times, to breach security, she seems to be taking to the place though a bit nervous as her half-way house is new and not as cluttered--erm, homey, as her previous homes/cell. This is due both partly due to its size and partly because it's newness prevents it from having the "lived in" accumulation of clutter which will be rectified in the coming weeks as Santa makes his visit and her first laundry day at the facility comes around. This court hopes she will show good judgement and cease any and all criminal activities and follow her probation.

Unfortunately, this court is sad to learn that her fellow brethren, Chublet "The Chubs" Meister has taken up after her example and has begun cage-chewing and attempting to find a way to escape his home (and Hazel Nut's former home). Fortunately, he has been unsuccessful (due, somewhat ironically, due to Hazel Nut's success and the ensuing security-measures taken) and does not display the same drive Hazel Nut has. On a brighter note, our lil Thumbelina, aka Teddy, has not displayed these delinquent behavior and has begun displaying her prowess in climbing and running (although the court agrees we could do without her moving her (now former) litter box so that her wheel hits it every time.

[BrainGirl]

LOLOL! "All rise for Judge Greysome. The Hamster's Court is now in session."

[kyrilliondaemon]

I'm glad things are going well for Hazel Nut but its a shame that one of your others has started instead...

[greysome]

Lol, fortunately Chublet is not nearly so determined or motivated as Hazel Nut