Hammy jail

[Purdy Bear]

Thank you Daisy for your continued support.

News from the Resistence. It seems more Hammies are getting the news of Hazel Nuts predicament as her internet mail has increased tenfold and we know she reads every one.

More Hammies are doing the Resistence keep fit programme using wheels, and bar climbing to help with escape adventures. However, we must be careful with unplanned escapes as the humans may just get different cages. All escapees must be passed with the Resistence coordinator contactable through the cage flap internet network.

There are some new classes on the hammie web, from building the perfect nest, to carrot cake baking using body heat. The most popular being how to hide yummies so the humans feed more course, as well as hammie nail manicure and pedicure appointments.

The give away this week is for the fur shine and glow spray, being free with 2 tolkens from the Hammie newspaper provided with all bedding.

[pinkneon]

Oh my word, you guys are all making me laugh so much tonight! Thanks, needed cheering up.
And Hazel Nut, I know that you may consider it "exploring", but if it's not allowed, then it's not allowed! You may want to do as you're told!!