Thread: Mistress Poppy
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Old 10-29-2019, 05:16 PM  
Ria P
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How exciting to read that you have moved into a distillery with a beach front! The view and smell must be intoxicating.

Oh yes, the dwarves. I heard Big Nose telling Whiskers about the dwarves crazy antics and mad behaviours, untidiness and unsavioury habits I'd rather not discuss with a lady.
Yesterday the Percy dwarf upstairs had a complete meltdown when Big Nose cleaned his home. She compared him to an out of control bulldozer with faulty brakes.
Today she cleaned the Gordon dwarf's home and i suddenly heard a Splat! sound from across the room. The silly dwarf had thrown himself off a bridge. He has a tendency to dramatise. Really!

On a good note, the humans have come to their senses and appreciate me for my calm and collected demeanor, tidyness, intelligence and sheer magnificence.
They have even purchased a pair of new thermal curtains in my honor.

Enough of me. I apologise for my self indulgence.

I will post this part No 2 of my letter before it disappears.

........to be continued.......
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