[Chestnutty]

Hello, everyone. My name is Chestnut. I am an adult male syrian hamster. i have been called to this website to discuss my slave.



She is quite nice. She brings me food and drink, although she pets me in some spots she should NOT be petting me. For reasons I will never understand, she will calll me " baby" and talk to me in a weird voice. She keeps me in a very nice cage that is squeaky clean and has a lock-that-doesnt-lock. So, that is how I am typing this today. A lesson I've learned, is, that computer keys are hard to strike. Goodbye to you all and- OHMAGAWD SHES COMIN I GTG BYEEEEEEEE