[Rads]

Hello Master Harvey,

It's me Ghost, my Hooman has done what you predicted and spied on me with a big black flashy flash thing that when it flashed made me jump and go hide..!
Why do thay do that? So to try and pay him back I seen how he gets my prison open so when he wasn't looking as he was puuting nice things in my food bowl I tried to see what was out side properly, he thought I was trying to get away and did the flashy thing again..!
He said I looked cute.. Cute I ask you, can someone tell my idiot Hooman that I am at best Handsome in an adorable way, Cute Hmmmmmmm!
So I am back in my wheel training for my Hamathon I have been told you are quite the expert in this, along with Hamnastics.... I want to learn....
Though I may write a story about my idiot Hooman and call it "One Hooman flew over the Hamsters nest...."
Must Go now as My Idiot is coming back, he better have treats or else......
Ghost