[Rads]

Hello Master Harvey.
My name is Ghost, my Hooman has suggested I speak to you as a wise Hamster who gets his own way all the time for pointers on Hooman training, I also want to be friends if you don't mind, he did say that Pip would like this I have no idea whom Pip is or was but does sound like a very wise and clever hamster as my Hooman always looks sad when he sees Pip's pictures and reads what other Hams and Hoomans' say about her.
I want to help him so I need your wise council as I know nothing.
Your hopeful new friend
Ghost