[babyboos]

Ahoy! Shiver me timbers and prepare to be boarded. If you need some excitement on an otherwise dull Wednesday, mateys, try suggesting to your workmates, friends, family or other land lubbers that they get into the spirit of this truly international day. Oh, and here's a couple of tips. It's talk like a pirate day, not dress or act like a pirate day. If you get stuck, "Aarrrrr!" can mean anything: “it’s freezing in here ", "nancy is here" or "I'd like a muffin, please".

And feel free to parrot this one
IN KEEPING with the spirit of the day, here's possibly the most suitable TLAPD joke (or least suitable, depending on your age and/or attitude to life). A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell's that ship's wheel for?" The pirate says, "Aarrrrr, sure I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"