Just thought I'd post this here for people's reference. This is how the ranks work.
Newborn Pup: Minimum Posts - 1
Hamster Pup: Minimum Posts - 50
Adult Hamster: Minimum Posts - 250
Senior Hamster: Minimum Posts - 400
Hamster Overlord: Minimum Posts - 625
Hamster Addict: Minimum Posts - 850
Over 1050, and you can PM FLUFFY (not snuggleham) for a custom title of your choice.
This is as high as the ranks go. They are just a fun way to show how many forum posts you made, and to acknowledge your participation. Nobody will be treated differently despite forum rank. If you ever feel someone is being discriminatory contact the admin or a moderator.